vampyre-lesbian:

me when people are surprised to learn that Kevin Williamson (the screenwriter for all four Scream movies) is gay

rrover:

sharing ocs is just like. this is sploinky doinky from my brain she commits atrocities

kingofthegringos-deactivated202:

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

endless—-pain:

joshpeck:

fucignwimdy:

joshpeck:

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i’ll outlive everything you love

turing-tested:

scatterbrainedadventurelog:

turing-tested:

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

can i offer a smaller spoon?

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

teaboot:

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

enzerusworld:

nicedoggo:

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*